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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Quote of the Night.

"If you're going to sleep in the laundry basket, at least do it in your own room."

Sometimes, you say things to your children, you could never have imagined you would have to say.

Let's hear yours.


Char @ Crap I've Made said...

One time I told my kids they couldn't have any cookies until they finished their donuts.

Also, we have an actual family rule of "No licking the butter".

sheri said...

"The pee coming out of your bum is NOT a drink."

and just today

"thanks Kelly, but I can wipe myself, thank you"

Kathryn @ Expectant Hearts said...

Char, we're working on a butter rule at my house.. My 2 yo daughter eats the margarine out of the tub w/a spoon.. ewwww.

My latest. "Please don't hit your baby brother on the head.. even with your toothbrush.".. THis summer we were also heard to say "NO, you may NOT taste the chlorine tablets".. Yup. Never a dull moment!

Lost A Sock said...

My child peed in the litter box this morning. It's a combination of odd and oddly creative. It was hard not to laugh when discussing where we should and should not point that thing.

Christie said...

I once uttered the phrase, "No more carrots until you finish your hot dog."

I knew as soon as I said it that I was wrong.

Matt said...

I haven't said anything too crazy to my own kid yet because he's only 7 weeks old, but I did have to question my future parenting abilities, when a friend's son said, "Oh look a bug," and my response was, "Eat it!" Sometimes it's hard to remember that little kids don't understand sarcasm. I'm going to have to work on that. (Disclaimer: the bug was too fast to actually be captured and eaten, and I did follow up with an explanation that eating bugs was yucky.)

Puddin Pie kiss the boys and made them cry! said...

Stop making fun of mommy's HUGE butt for one day this HUGE butt WILL be YOURS!

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